D3 body, D1 cock
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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