That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
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Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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