if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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