I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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