I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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