Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
His nipple licking is glorious
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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