Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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