If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
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Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
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When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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