I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
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there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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