I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
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stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
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She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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