Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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