But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
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I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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