We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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