I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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