The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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