she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
