just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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