Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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