You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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