you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
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They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
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Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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