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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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