Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
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update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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