Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
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Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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