my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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