"it" just moved
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
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Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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