hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
The feeling are messing with the penis
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
