watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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