he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I am naked and annoyed.
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