just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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