Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
We're facebook friends in real life
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
They took my balls.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Randomize
