But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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