Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
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I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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