i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
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Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
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So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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