The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
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Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
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Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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