I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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