How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
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They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
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i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
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He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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