At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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