I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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