Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
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Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
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You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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