think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
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