haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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