is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
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i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
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We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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