This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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