Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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