That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
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Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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