brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
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