Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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