He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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