We're like a lot better than the average bears
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
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in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
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id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
But theres a keg here and me gusta
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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