a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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