He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
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MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
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I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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