Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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