I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
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You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
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I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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