you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
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So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
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OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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