is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
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