Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
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