I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
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he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
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Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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