Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
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Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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