sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
Randomize
