Who wears a wallet chain?!
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
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we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
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A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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