You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
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You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
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Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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